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castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:50:23 -0400

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

wilwheaton: brandyphantom: So, I was counting the drawer at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:50:11 -0400

wilwheaton:

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.

beaularbear: avrehdoesthings: this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: Omg...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:49:16 -0400

beaularbear:

avrehdoesthings:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

it’s in columbia, south carolina

#and they’re in illinois too fyi

CRAP

barachiki: Sherlock receives information from one of his many...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:49:06 -0400

barachiki:

Sherlock receives information from one of his many contacts.

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:48:52 -0400

smilingemoticon:

all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform

sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost

all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less

your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them

always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis: cas-get-outta-my-ass: greeleys...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:48:09 -0400

basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:

cas-get-outta-my-ass:

greeleys:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #m

They are missing a focal ingredient…. Mary Winchester…..

No you didn’t

The pointy stick guy looks like zac efron guess he’s got his head in the game

pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:36 -0400

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

newtitties: tardismyoldgirl: are we just not gonna talk about...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:28 -0400

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:20 -0400

deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:12 -0400

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

ahavahhai: This has got to be the most heart wrenching thing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:13 -0400

ahavahhai:

This has got to be the most heart wrenching thing Tom has ever found himself having to do.

between2devils: cas & dean’s infinite playlist - a dean/cas...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:27:12 -0400

between2devils:

cas & dean’s infinite playlist - a dean/cas happy endings fic.

read on AO3
listen on 8tracks
rating: nc-17
word count: 48,070
summary: Dean is the strange bassist and Cas is the Catholic schoolboy, and really, they should never have crossed paths. But Dean is asking Cas to be his boyfriend for five minutes and suddenly it’s a whole night of cross-dressing cabaret, mixtapes, rock bands, and driving around New York.

crushedheads2: "Did you just smell me?"

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:27:00 -0400

crushedheads2:

"Did you just smell me?"

they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:53 -0400

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:48 -0400

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it

poweredbyawesome: “The Fault in our Death Stars” So I had this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:37 -0400

poweredbyawesome:

“The Fault in our Death Stars”

So I had this idea ages ago, but I never really got started on it.
Earlier this month, I finally did and it turned out great! :D
So I’m saving this graphic for May 4th, but now I find out #thefaultinourdeathstars is already a thing?!?

Oh well. I guess there’s little point in keeping it from you, then…

Anyway, I was on a roll, so this also happened:

destielcult: I just feel like I need to share this with you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:17 -0400

destielcult:

I just feel like I need to share this with you guys

no pun intended

unfollower: i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:04 -0400

unfollower:

i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye

tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:00 -0400

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:25:57 -0400