Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

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potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

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timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… imagedont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

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deserttsong:

i walk a lonely road 

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the only one that i have ever known

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jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

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thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

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barachiki:

“What? I always wear this hat.”

capzack:

#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt

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/CAN’T BREATHE

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